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by CHAIR_COMICS
4-26-03
SIT ON ME!
NO ME!!
MEEEEE!!!!
MEEEEEE!!!!!!
SIT
DOWN

 

by CHAIR_COMICS
4-26-03
WHY WONT PEOPLE SIT DOWN ON US!!?
MAYBE PEOPLE JUST DONT WANNA SIT ON VARIOUS CHAIRS ON THE STREET!
BUT I GOT HEATED PADDING!!!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
COOL YOUR JETS, BRO!!

 

by CHAIR_COMICS
4-26-03
CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER?
NO.
NO?
YEAH YOU CANT TAKE MY ORDER!
WHY?
BECAUSE I"M A CHAIR LOLOLOLOLO!!!!!1

 

by CHAIR_COMICS
4-26-03
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by CHAIR_COMICS
4-27-03
I WILL BREAK YOU OUT OF PRISON
HOW
I BAKED A CAKE!
ONE CAKE LATER..
IT WAS DELICIOUS! BUT I AM STILL IN PRISON.
STRANGE! IT ALWAYS WORKS IN THE MOVIES!!

 

by CHAIR_COMICS
4-27-03
UH OH HERE COME SOME MORE IRAQIS
THEY KEEP STEALING US
I MISS SADDAM
I DO NOT. HE WAS TOO FAT.
YOU ARE RIGHT! HE WAS A FATTY.
I HATE FATTIES.

 

by CHAIR_COMICS
4-27-03
SO WE INFILTRATE EARTH
YES
EVERYONE WILL THINK WE ARE CHAIRS!
WAIT I THOUGHT WE WERE CHAIRS!
SEE! OUR PLAN IS WORKING ALREADY!

 

by CHAIR_COMICS
4-27-03
I AM A CHAIR YOU ARE A CHAIR BUT REALLY DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS CHAIR WITH NO HAIR
WHAT ARE YOU DOINGG?
WRITING A CHAIR THEME SONG.
WELL.... STOP.

 

by CHAIR_COMICS
4-27-03
WELCOME TO CHAIR PYRAMID 2006!
CATAGORY: THINGS THAT ARE COOL: LIKE UHHH A SEAT
CHAIR
YES! NEXT WORD! UHHH IT HAS 4 WHEELS BUT NO MOTOR
COMPUTER CHAIR
COME BACK NEXT TIME FOR CHAIR PYRAMID: MILLION DOLLAR PYRAMID!!!
DUDE YOU RULE
I KNOW

 

by CHAIR_COMICS
4-28-03
Devin?
Nobody here is Devin....
....well....I guess we could tell them that I'm-
SILENCE!
They are to never know our horrible secret.

 

by CHAIR_COMICS
5-03-03
I AM BORED
LET US ADD A NEW CHAIR CHARACTER!
HI, WHAT A COINCIDINCE. I AM A NEW CHAIR!
I SAID NEW CHAIR CHARACTER, NOT NEW CHAIR, SO FUCK OFF.

 

by CHAIR_COMICS
5-03-03
EVER NOTICE HOW WHEN YOU SAY A WORD OVER AND OVER AGAIN IT LOSES MEANING?
YEAH THAT IS SO WEIRD!
WE SHOULD DO IT.
BUT WHAT WORD SHALL WE REPEAT?
I DO NOT KNOW!! I HAVE NEVER REPEATED A WORD BEFORE MORE THAN ONCE IN A SINGLE PANEL.
BUT YOU SAID "OVER" TWICE IN THE FIRST PANEL AND BOTH "I" AND "A" TWICE IN THIS PANEL, AND I SAID "TWICE" TWICE IN THIS PANEL, OH GREAT, NOW I SAID "TWICE" FOUR TIMES FOUR TIMES. NO FIVE. FIVE TIMES

 

by CHAIR_COMICS
5-03-03
OH GEEZE WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE THIS PLANE IS COMING APART!.
IT IS OKAY WE ARE JUST CHAIRS ANYWAYS!
WHAT ARE WE DOING IN AN AIRPLANE ANYWAYS
I DONT KNOW. MAYBE IT DOUBLES AS AN OFFICE.
I WOULD HIT YOU. BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY ARMS!

 

by CHAIR_COMICS
5-03-03
HERE ARE SOME GREAT MOMENTS IN CHAIR HISTORY
FUCK YOU BENCH.
I AM A CHAIR, HOW MANY GREAT MOMENTS DID YOU EXPECT?

 

by CHAIR_COMICS
5-03-03
I WONDER WHAT OTHER CHAIRS THINK ABOUT.
I FUCKING HATE THIS GUY.

 

by CHAIR_COMICS
5-03-03
WHY DO PEOPLE SAY LONG WORDS WHEN THEY COULD JUST SAY REALLY SHORT WORDS?
LIKE WHAT?
LIKE: "PRISON AND JAIL." "PENNYLESS AND HOBO." "COWARDLY AND PUSSY." "FECAL MATTER AND SHIT." "AMERICA'S BROADCASTING CHANNEL AND SHIT."
HEY! I LIKE ABC.
WOW I DIDNT KNOW YOU COULD SPELL!

 

by CHAIR_COMICS
5-03-03
IN RESPONSE TO THE LAST COMIC:
WOW WE HAVE BEEN SWEARING A LOT LATELY
WE APOLOGIZE TO THE YOUNGER VIEWERS
YES
....WHO HAD TO GO ONTO THE INTERNET AND LOOK UP WHAT FECAL MATTER MEANS
YES

 

by CHAIR_COMICS
5-03-03
I THINK I JUST KILLED SOME GUY.
OH JESUS.
MY NAME IS PRONOUNCED "HESUS" THANK YOU VERY MUCH
NOT YOU. GOD I HATE CHAIRS MADE IN MEXICO

 

by CHAIR_COMICS
5-03-03
AND SO IT WAS THE LEAST POPULAR MOVIE .... EVER.

 

by CHAIR_COMICS
5-03-03
DUDE WE ALL KNOW ITS NIGHT TIME WE JUST WANNA PLAY SOME HALO
FUCK OFF!

 

by CHAIR_COMICS
5-11-03
What do you call a thing you sit on with wheels?
I-don't-know.

 

by CHAIR_COMICS
5-11-03
Woe is us! We are the least popular comic about inaminate objects that can talk!
How can we posibly get through this sorrow?
LET'S DO CRACK!

 

by CHAIR_COMICS
5-18-03
kon
CaptainRoboT
Netuohnav
MrAdventure
And all those other fucks!
LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!11

 

by CHAIR_COMICS
5-18-03
that last comic listed people who I'm not!
SIT SIT!!

 

by CHAIR_COMICS
5-18-03
CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA
HOW IS YOUR CHAIR ENGINE WORKING?
NOT GOOD.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH IT?
JEEZ, I'M SORRY, I FORGOT THE PUNCHLINE.
SOK.

 

by CHAIR_COMICS
5-20-03
PROTESTORS SUCK!!111
EVERYBODY STOP PROTESTING THINGS
YES LETS START A PROTEST AGAINST PROTESTING
YEAH.... NO WAIT.
I'M GOING TO STAB YOU FOR THAT SOMEHOW.. SOMEWAY.

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