Iraqnophobia

Author: CHUBBY

Date: September 14, 2004

by CHUBBY
9-14-04
And now, with an opposing point of view, here's Emily Litella.
What's all this I hear about Dubya fighting a war with the arachnids? Why? What did they ever do to him? And how do they get guns in their tiny hands? And another thing...
Uh, Miss Litella, that's Iraqis-- not arachnids.
Iraqis? Well, what are they?
They're a form of arthropod.
Oh, well, that's different, isn't it? Never mind.