The Truth is in My Pants

Author: CHUBBY

Date: September 15, 2004

by CHUBBY
9-15-04
"The XXX-Files"
You know, Doggett, I can't believe Dubya has us watching porn when there are so many more important things the FBI should be doing, like chasing UFO's and werewolves.
I think it's important work. If some impressionable kid saw this gay porn, for instance, it could turn him into a gay. It won't happen to me because I have a strong character.
Whatever. Good night.
Night.
Hi, I'm Fox Mulder. I'm looking for Scully.
He's cute...