Donald Rumsfeld's Flying Circus

Author: CHUBBY

Date: September 17, 2004

by CHUBBY
9-17-04
Well, gentlemen, we have two architectural designs for the new Abu Ghraib prison, and I thought it best if the architects themselves explained the advantages of their particular designs.
Good morning, gentlemen. The prisoners enter here, and are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort toward the rotating knives. The blood pours down these chutes here and--
Do I take it you are proposing to slaughter our prisoners?
Does that not fit into your plans?
No, it's great. I just wish we had had this last month when Nick Berg was here. Christ, what a fuckin' mess that was!