Bizzaroworld! (Part 1)

Author: CHUBBY

Date: September 17, 2004

by CHUBBY
9-17-04
In BIZZAROWORLD, the presidential election goes to the candidate with FEWER votes!
Hi, I'm Dubya.
In BIZZAROWORLD, Al-Qaeda's attack on America is avenged by taking out Al-Qaeda's arch-enemy!
I'm Saddam.
In BIZZAROWORLD, the commander-in-chief is a SLACKER and a DESERTER!