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In BIZZAROWORLD, a Faux News Network is considered "fair and balanced"!
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| Coming up: Dubya-- Giant or Demi-God? | |
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| And John Kerry-- was he the "21st hijacker"? | |
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In BIZZAROWORLD, the opposition candidate, a decorated war hero, has his military record questioned by a SLACKER and a DESERTER!
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| I'm "Dick". I had better things to do than go to Vietnam. | |
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| I'm Dubya. I got into the National Guard thru the old boy network, and then deserted. | |
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In BIZZAROWORLD, the opposition candidate is criticized for being rich and white-- by two assholes who are richer and almost completely clear!
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| I was born a poor black child. | |
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