Bizzaroworld! (Part 4)

Author: CHUBBY

Date: September 17, 2004

by CHUBBY
9-17-04
In BIZZAROWORLD, every time the opposition candidate's numbers go up, SO DOES THE TERROR ALERT LEVEL!
In BIZZAROWORLD, the opposition candidate's wife is accused of funding terrorists-- although the hijackers got their money from THE INCUMBENT'S "SISTER-IN-LAW"!
I'm Theresa Heinz Kerry.
I'm Princess Haifa Al-Faisal, wife of Bandar Bush. You like my work?
In BIZZAROWORLD, the Secretary of Defense is a confessed war criminal who sold the enemy THE VERY WMD'S WE WENT TO WAR OVER!
Thank you, Rummy.
You're welcome, Saddam.