Bizzaroworld! (Part 5)

Author: CHUBBY

Date: September 17, 2004

by CHUBBY
9-17-04
In BIZZAROWORLD, the guys Dick and Dubya call America's biggest enemies are THEIR FORMER BUSINESS PARTNERS!
I'm Osama. I'm a Shi'ite.
I'm Saddam. You sure are.
In BIZZAROWORLD, a dead tyrant is eulogized as a great leader-- EVEN THOUGH HE SOLD ARMS TO THE TWO ASSHOLES IN THE LAST PANEL!
Well, there you go again.
IN BIZZAROWORLD, the National Guard has been called up, reservists' tours have been extended, vets have been reactivated-- BUT THE ATTORNEY-GENERAL'S SON IS BROUGHT HOME FROM IRAQ!
Aren't you glad you don't live in-- BIZZAROWORLD?