Fantasy Debate League

Author: CHUBBY

Date: September 17, 2004

by CHUBBY
9-17-04
My opponent only spent four months in Vietnam! He lied about his war record! He threw away his medals! He--
Hey. Asshole. Where do you get these fuckin' balls?
Do you buy these balls, do you rent these balls, do you find these balls behind a fuckin' dumpster?
Where do you get the balls to challenge my war record, you draft-dodging, deserting, drunk-driving, drug-using, half-witted pantywaist you?