Operation American Freedom: Pt. II-- The sequel

Author: CHUBBY

Date: September 18, 2004

by CHUBBY
9-18-04
Dubya angrily refuses to resign, saying he was "electorated to do a job." Proclaiming "If you ain't with us, you're agin' us", he declares martial law and jails thousands, including 3 Dixie Chicks.
A UN force consisting of all nations but France and Japan invades and encounters only token resistance, as the US armed forces are all overseas policing intramural squabbles.
Saddam lands on the deck of a US aircraft carrier, and to a cheering crowd of sailors and marines, declares "Mission Accomplished" as Dubya and his thugs have scattered.