Operation American Freedom: Pt. IV-- Exit Strategies

Author: CHUBBY

Date: September 18, 2004

by CHUBBY
9-18-04
Karl Rove takes his expertise to work for the Hussein administration in Baghdad, which executes him in two weeks because his views are too reactionary.
Thos. Jefferson X, of Charlottesville, VA, Amtrak conductor and Civil War re-enactor, spots John Ashcroft on the train headed to Canada disguised as a woman.
A routine traffic stop in Nacogdoches nabs Condoleeza Rice, aboard a bus headed to Mexico, disguised as a woman.