The American Nightmare

Author: CHUBBY

Date: September 21, 2004

by CHUBBY
9-21-04
I have nothing against people who have emigrated to this country making it and buying their own businesses. That's what this country is all about.
Yes, I would like to make a reservation please.
A what?
But why, in the name of God and all that is holy, would someone who neither speaks nor understands the language get into a business that requires constant phone interaction on a daily basis?
I would like a room.
What?
And mind you, I speak the King's English, unaccented, loudly and clearly. What happens when somebody calls from Toadsuck, Arkansas?
ME. WANT. ROOM.
What?