Swing Shift

Author: CHUBBY

Date: October 1, 2004

by CHUBBY
10-01-04
How can voters, after nine months, still be undecided? Is it that hard to choose between an upstanding decorated war hero who has devoted his life to public service...
and a venal, election-rigging, lying, thieving, draft-dodging, deserting, coke-sniffing, drunken-driving, smirking, incompetent baboon?
Next: The undecided voters polled! (And, boy, how I'd like to....)
I know that Dubya has brought the domestic and international situations to the brink of disaster, but I heard Kerry changed his mind once!
Sure, Dubya is the embodiment of evil-- but Kerry's French!