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How can voters, after nine months, still be undecided? Is it that hard to choose between an upstanding decorated war hero who has devoted his life to public service...
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and a venal, election-rigging, lying, thieving, draft-dodging, deserting, coke-sniffing, drunken-driving, smirking, incompetent baboon?
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Next: The undecided voters polled! (And, boy, how I'd like to....)
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| I know that Dubya has brought the domestic and international situations to the brink of disaster, but I heard Kerry changed his mind once! | |
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| Sure, Dubya is the embodiment of evil-- but Kerry's French! | |
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