The King of Late Night v. The Prince of Darkness

Author: CHUBBY

Date: October 1, 2004

by CHUBBY
10-01-04
Jay Leno has announced that he will retire from the TONIGHT SHOW-- in five years.
Leno is known in showbiz as nothing if not a man of his word...
...and he has other contractual obligations in 2009!
It wasn't enough that you steal the TONIGHT SHOW away from Letterman! Oh, no, you had to sell your soul to be number one! Take him away, and make him watch Carrot Top videos for all eternity!