Taking Debate

Author: CHUBBY

Date: October 1, 2004

by CHUBBY
10-01-04
Good evening, and welcome to Faux News Network's coverage of the presidential debates. With me as always, is Ferdie. Any words of wisdom?
Thanks, Mort. Well, Dubya clearly the winner tonight! He stayed on message, he got his points across, he really showed something to those security moms. Kerry just flip-flopped the whole debate.
Uh, the debate hasn't taken place yet.
We can edit that out, can't we?