Hold the Scotch

Author: CHUBBY

Date: October 3, 2004

by CHUBBY
10-03-04
Scotch-Irish? What are they?
Well, Billy, the Scotch-Irish came to this country from Britain by way of Ireland to the Appalachians. They settled the wilderness, lived in log cabins, and grew corn, which they made into moonshine.
Their culture is based on guns and evangelism. They disregard education and aristocracy. In many ways, they defined the character of , if not the country, at least the South and Midwest.
Famous Scotch-Irish includeJeff Gordon, Arnie Palmer, Andrew Jackson, Stonewall Jackson, U. S. Grant, Chester Arthur, George Patton, Audie Murphy, Mark Twain, Margaret Mitchell, Larry McMurtry...
John Wayne, Reba McEntire, Dolly Parton, Jimmy Stewart, Tallulah Bankhead, Pat Tillman, John McCain, Ronald Reagan, Bill Clinton...
Oh, I get it now. My daddy calls them "white trash".