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Everything I was taught in school back in the day is wrong. For example, they told us "The panda bear is not a bear. It is a member of the raccoon family." And "The capital of China is Peking."
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| Of course I'm a bear, dumbass. Do I look like a raccoon to you? | |
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| It's BEI-JING, roundeyes! | |
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I was taught that the correct pronunciation was "HAIL-lees comet" and "your-ANUS".
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| And "URINE-us". Although I don't see how that's any better. | |
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"The electoral college chooses the President."
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| It's the supreme court, baby. Hehe. | |
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