Rimshot Komix! starring "Dick" 'n' Dubya

Author: CHUBBY

Date: October 3, 2004

by CHUBBY
10-03-04
Hey, "Dick"! (hehe) Ah've been thinkin'...
Hoo boy. Here goes.
Ah need something to energize mah campaign. So Ah'm gonna announce that before this decade is out, we will send a man to the sun and return him safely to the earth.
Dubya, you stupid fuck. If you send a man to the sun, he'll be burnt to a crisp!
"Dick"! (hehe) Ah know you think Ah'm dumb and all, but Ah've thought this through. We'll go at night!
Badump bump.