Law & Order: Crime & Punishment

Author: CHUBBY

Date: October 3, 2004

by CHUBBY
10-03-04
Chungchung.
Would you confess for a hamburger?
Sure. DOH! You tricked me!
Chungchung.
We find the defendant guilty as hell, your honor.
Chungchung.
Well, Serena, you don't teach a hound dog to sing by nailin' his tail to the floor.
Yes, Arthur, but we almost sent an innocent man to the-- what does that mean, anyway?