JAG: Military music is to music as military justice is to...

Author: CHUBBY

Date: October 3, 2004

by CHUBBY
10-03-04
0900 ZULU: WASHINGTON, DC
Sir, we can't prosecute this man for burning prisoners at Abu Ghraib. He was a civilian contractor, and he's not subject to our rules because, to cut costs, he wasn't even hired by the Defense Dept.
Who the hell did hire him?
The Department of the Interior.
Remember, only you can prevent forest fires.