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The New Odd Couple was filmed before a live audience.
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| Dubya, you're three hours late! The girls will be here any minute! (LAUGHTER) | |
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| Never mind that, Saddam. President Kerry turned me over to the International War Crimes Tribunal and they sentenced me to death. (LAUGHTER) | |
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| Hey, I am having an idea. Why don't I testify as a character witness on your behalf? (LAUGHTER) | |
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| Saddam, I could kiss you! Uh, maybe later. (LAUGHTER) And whatever you do, don't mention Nick Berg! They don't know I gave the order to chop off his head! (LAUGHTER) | |
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| And so, in conclusion, Dubya is a loving husband, a wonderful father, and a devout Christian. (HUGE, SHOW STOPPING LAUGHTER) And he had nothing to do with decapitating Nick Berg. OOPS! (LAUGHTER) | |
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