The Newest Odd Couple

Author: CHUBBY

Date: October 4, 2004

by CHUBBY
10-04-04
Theme music: Lentemente
Dubya. Dubya. Dubya. I am being so sorry. Because of me, they will surely execute you.
Well, that's OK, Saddam. I forgive you.
You do?
Sure. I'm a Christian. (LARGEST LAUGH IN HISTORY) I'm goin' home to Jesus. (RECORD SHATTERED) And look, my last meal came with a new toy! Plus, I get my final wish when I go the electric chair.
That's nice. What did you wish for?
To hold you in my lap.