Warning: Contains Sikh Humor

Author: CHUBBY

Date: October 4, 2004

by CHUBBY
10-04-04
Coming this fall on Fox: A new action drama-- SECURITY MOMS!
They'll go to any length to hunt down the terrorists and kill them!
You, uh-- see anything you like?
TABOO!
Well, almost any length.
Quick! To the minivan! Geof took Noah and Hannah to Chuck E. Cheese so I made a "date" with the convenient store guy! While I'm seducing him in back, you try to find clues to Osama's hideout!
Can't. I have to pick up Megan at soccer. Besides, that guy's a Sikh.