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| Good evening, and welcome to Faux News Network's coverage of the vice-presidential debate. With me as always, is Ferdie. That was something, eh, Ferdie? | |
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| It sure was, Mart. "Dick" clearly the winner tonight. He stayed on message, he showed that he would be ready to lead the country if (God forbid) anything happen to Dubya, he demonstrated a mastery.... | |
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| Uh, Ferdie-- "Dick" had a massive coronary before the debate even began. | |
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| We can edit that out, can't we? | |
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