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| The Scalia Commission released its preliminary findings today that "Dick" was accidentally killed by Senator John Edwards (D-NC) nuking a burrito. | |
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| That's right, Bob, but the findings are already being disputed by some, notable Sen. Arlen Specter (Nazi-PA). | |
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| I knew "Dick". I love "Dick". I also love the junior senator from PA, Santorum. "Dick" couldn't have been killed by one burrito. What was this, some kind of "Magic Burrito"? | |
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"As evidence, Sen. Specter offered this computer-enhanced blowup of the debate video. He claims a grainy image in the background is stagehand Darnell Jefferson nuking a second burrito."
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