Fantasy Eulogy League

Author: CHUBBY

Date: October 5, 2004

by CHUBBY
10-05-04
Hey, Dubya!
Yes, Karl?
You're delivering the eulogy at "Dick's" memorial service tomorrow. That would be a great time to announce your new running mate!
Awright. Who is he?
Um, I don't know-- you haven't picked one yet.
Oh. I thought it was that Nader fella.