September 11, 2040

Author: CHUBBY

Date: October 5, 2004

by CHUBBY
10-05-04
What happened on 9/11/01? Noah Lipschitz, pizza guy:
That was, like, when the Iraqis bombed the Statue of Liberty or something.
What will you do to commemorate 9/11 this year? Dakota Slutsky, Wal-Mart greeter:
The kids have no school, so we all go to my parents' beachhouse for a cookout. Then we exchange gifts. I'll be glad next year when they make it a Monday holiday. It's so inconvenient.
What does 9/11 mean to you? Osama Bin-Laden, elder statesman:
Allah Akhbar!