Fantasy Debate League Redux

Author: CHUBBY

Date: October 5, 2004

by CHUBBY
10-05-04
Sen. Kerry, are there any character issues you would bring up about your opponent?
He's a crooked, lying, election-stealing slimeball who's the moronic, genial front man for a pack if thugs that are robbing this country of its future. I don't mean that in a bad way.
He doesn't know any better because he's a lazy, smirking, arrogant, self-centered, alcoholic, coke-addled, borderline-retarded lesser primate, and I say that with all due respect.
....................................Time.
I'm just sayin', he's a draft-dodging, deserting, yellow-bellied rat bastard who peed his pink panties at the thought of going to fight a war he supported, but sends our kids to die for Halliburton.
I'M TALKIN' HERE! He has used our greatest tragedy to advance his personal agenda of shredding the Constitution and invading Iraq to win his Daddy's love. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
.........................Dubya, same question.
And the fact that this nincompoop bankrupted five companies, the state of Texas, and the US; and took more vacation in eight months than Clinton did in eight years, I'm not gonna go there.
Uhm, sometimes he flip-flops.