If Bob Hope Moderated the Debates

Author: CHUBBY

Date: October 6, 2004

by CHUBBY
10-06-04
Hey everybody, this is Bob "I'm-dead-but-I-still-contractually-owe-NBC-one-more-special" Hope. Boy, I wanna tell ya, I've been to WWII, Korea, Nam, the Gulf, but I never saw a war like this campaign.
(LAUGHTER)
Hey, how about that Kerry? I don't wanna say he flip-flops, but last week he went to the beach and 6 people tried to wear him. And, Dubya-- was it a good idea to get Gerry Ford as your debate coach?
(LAUGHTER)
We'll be right back after this word from our sponsors with John Kerry, Dubya, Brooke Shields, Phyllis Diller, the late Jerry Colonna, and the AP All-American Football Team.
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