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| Hey everybody, this is Bob "I'm-dead-but-I-still-contractually-owe-NBC-one-more-special" Hope. Boy, I wanna tell ya, I've been to WWII, Korea, Nam, the Gulf, but I never saw a war like this campaign. | |
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| Hey, how about that Kerry? I don't wanna say he flip-flops, but last week he went to the beach and 6 people tried to wear him. And, Dubya-- was it a good idea to get Gerry Ford as your debate coach? | |
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| We'll be right back after this word from our sponsors with John Kerry, Dubya, Brooke Shields, Phyllis Diller, the late Jerry Colonna, and the AP All-American Football Team. | |
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