If Barbara Walters Modewated the Debates

Author: CHUBBY

Date: October 6, 2004

by CHUBBY
10-06-04
Senator Kewwy, if you were a twee, what kind of twee would you be?
A coat tree.
Dubya-- oh, I wike that name, it's easy to pwonounce-- are you still twying to show Daddy something? Like with this invasion of Iwaq? Or maybe you're twying to make up for inadequacies in other aweas.
Has your wife Lawa conducted a fwuitless search for WMD's in your pants? Dubya?
I promised myself I wasn't going to cry.