If Jon Favreau Moderated the Debates

Author: CHUBBY

Date: October 6, 2004

by CHUBBY
10-06-04
Tonight on a very special "Dinner for Five", we have the Democratic and Republican nominees for President and Vice-president. Dubya, start you off with a drink?
Just club soda, please.
Oh, c'mon. Live a little. Put a shot of something in it.
Well, maybe just one.
Ninety minutes later....
...we lower the draft age to 14, we'll have enough cannon fodder to invade Syria, North Korea, and France. We don' care. We ain't gonna run agin. "Dick" may not even live thru the term, right, "Dick"?
HARHARHAR!