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| I'm Dick Cavett-- as if you didn't know. My guests tonight are the nominees for President, Senator John Kerry, a Democrat from Massachusetts; and Dubya. | |
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| Uh, Dick-- I'm the President. Of the United States. | |
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| Of America, one presumes. First question: I understand both of you went to Yale! How funny! So did I! Of course, I wasn't in Skull & Bones, I was in the Drama Society.... | |
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| ...Groucho once told me a wonderful story about a job applicant who says he went to Yale and the interviewer asks him what his name is and he says "Yonny Yohnson"! Woody and I used to do standup... | |
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