If Dick Cavett Moderated the Debates

Author: CHUBBY

Date: October 6, 2004

by CHUBBY
10-06-04
I'm Dick Cavett-- as if you didn't know. My guests tonight are the nominees for President, Senator John Kerry, a Democrat from Massachusetts; and Dubya.
Uh, Dick-- I'm the President. Of the United States.
Of America, one presumes. First question: I understand both of you went to Yale! How funny! So did I! Of course, I wasn't in Skull & Bones, I was in the Drama Society....
Ninety minutes later....
...Groucho once told me a wonderful story about a job applicant who says he went to Yale and the interviewer asks him what his name is and he says "Yonny Yohnson"! Woody and I used to do standup...
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