If Billy Bob Thornton Moderated the Debates

Author: CHUBBY

Date: October 6, 2004

by CHUBBY
10-06-04
There was this young man by the name of John Kerry who was a Senator, and he's one of these young men we meet in life, I'm sure you've met some like him, who did not deserve what he had.
Mmmmmmmmmmmm.
...and what he had was the election locked up so I took it upon myself to take it away from John Kerry who did not deserve it. It took a lot of graft to get it away from him because he was a fighter.
Mmmmmmmmmmmm.
Oh, I don't know if I mentioned this, but he was a Frenchman pretending to be an Irishman. What the hell are you doing with that axe?
I aim to kill you with it. Mmm-hmm.