If the Donald Moderated the Debates

Author: CHUBBY

Date: October 6, 2004

by CHUBBY
10-06-04
Dubya... you can blame the last team all you want, but the fact is 9/11 happened on your watch. And you had taken more vacation in the previous eight months than the last guy did in 8 years.
You defeated the Taliban, but before you finished your task of capturing Osama Bin-Laden, you withdrew and left it up to the Afghan warlords so you could pursue your hobbies in Iraq.
You've driven this company to the brink of bankruptcy, just like all of your others. This one's easy. You're fired.