If Dr. Phil Moderated the Debates

Author: CHUBBY

Date: October 7, 2004

by CHUBBY
10-07-04
Boo hoo hoo, look at me, I'm Dubya, my Daddy never loved me, I guess I'm gonna have to invade Iraq to get his attention.
Snap out of it, son! The coke and booze have addled your brain. Why don't you be a man for once in your pathetic life, you creep?
There are fourteen characteristics of a serial killer and you have twelve of them.