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Author: CHUBBY

Date: October 8, 2004

by CHUBBY
10-08-04
Next on "Rumsfeld"....
Why do people object when you torture prisoners of war? Who are these people?
(LAUGHTER)
Rummy has a run-in with the local convenience store owner....
Hey! What are you thinking this is, the public library? If you want to read CHICKS WITH DICKS, you have to buy it!
Listen, you camel jockey. I'll have John Ashcroft send you to Gitmo so fast it'll make your turban spin!
And George gets an idea....
...see, the gag is, Saddam doesn't HAVE any WMD's. It's a war about nothing!
A war about nothing. I like it!