But this would have been good, too

Author: CHUBBY

Date: October 8, 2004

by CHUBBY
10-08-04
In the green room before the vp debates...
Hey, "Dick", the debate's startin'. Don't ya think ya should go easy on the sauce?
Don't worry about me, Dubya. I can handle my liquor.
....and if you don't believe me, just go to....
All across America, the same scene repeats with only minor variations.
FatChick.com? I don't think this is the right site, honey.
OK, let me just make sure first... Maybe he meant FatChick.org?