Texas Hold 'Em.... and hold 'em, and hold 'em, and hold 'em

Author: CHUBBY

Date: October 10, 2004

by CHUBBY
10-10-04
They say they can hold me indefinitely without charges under Catch-22. They say they don't have to tell me the charges under Catch-22. I ask for a lawyer, and they say I'm not entitled under Catch-22.
I ask to see this Catch-22. They say Catch-22 says they don't have to show me Catch-22. I threaten to challenge it in court. You can't, they say, Catch-22.
Hewwo, I'm Tom Bwokaw. Today, the Supweme Court overturned Catch-22. Dubya, what effect will this have on the prisoners at Guawa-- Gwana-- in Cuba?
None whatsoever, Tom. The law says the Supreme Court can't overturn the law.
What law is that?
Hehe.