Tongue Wars! starring Clearchannelli & F. C. C. Firefly

Author: CHUBBY

Date: October 10, 2004

by CHUBBY
10-10-04
Clear Channel owed the FCC an assload of fines.
Well, atsa the last time we get broadcasting licenses unless we pay our fines.
How much do you owe us?
They settled for pennies on the dollar.
$175 million.
$175 million in fines? You can get Howard Stern for $1.75 million and get your own fines.
Clear Channel is a major contributor to Dubya's campaign.
I tell you what I do. We owe $175 million, we pay you $1.75 million and call it square.
Say, that's not a bad idea. I'll tell you, I'll consult my lawyers. And if they advise me not to do it, I'll get new lawyers. Just make the check out to the Committe to Re-up Dubya (CRUD).