Salvator

Author: CHUBBY

Date: October 11, 2004

by CHUBBY
10-11-04
As soon as Mothers Against Drunk Drivers cram 0.08 blood alcohol content down our throats, they start lobbying for 0.05. Never mind the fact that most drunk drivers have a BAC of over 0.15.
Where will it end?
0.01 percent! How many have you had this morning?
One. But it was the LARGE oj. I knew I shouldn't have had toast, too.
Perhaps we'll get the Salvadoran punishment here.
0.005 percent, eh? OK, now you must die.
NO! All I had was that O'Doul's shit. I didn't know it had trace amounts of alcohol in it!