Common misapprehensions of dumb guys explained

Author: CHUBBY

Date: October 11, 2004

by CHUBBY
10-11-04
Legalizing flag-burning does not mean that your neighbor can burn your flag.
Damn! Third one this week! And the police are powerless!
Legalizing abortion will not make it retroactive.
Abortion? I'm agin it. I would never have one. I love my boy. Or girl, or whatever it is.
Legalizing same-sex marriage will not make it mandatory.
... with this ring, I do thee wed...
SHUT UP BITCH, AND BEND OVER!