A few moments with Dickie Cheney

Author: CHUBBY

Date: October 11, 2004

by CHUBBY
10-11-04
Didja ever notice that the elections are rigged in a state governed by Dubya's brother?
Didja ever notice that on 9/10/01, I told Sen. Dianne Feinstein I wouldn't get around to reading her terrorism report for months?
Didja ever notice that when we had Osama bin-Laden surrounded, instead of going in and capturing him, we subbed out the job to Afghan warlords?
Didja ever notice that we never found any WMD's in Iraq? Why is that? That bothers me.
Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick....
Didja ever notice that I criticize a decorated war hero and send kids off to die but I was too cowardly to fight in Vietnam?
Didja ever notice that this is the first administration since Herbert Hoover to preside over a net loss of jobs?