Staples. Fat was easy.

Author: CHUBBY

Date: October 11, 2004

by CHUBBY
10-11-04
No matter how much I exercise and diet, I can't lose weight!
Really? I just had my stomach stapled and I lost 200 lbs.
I'm sorry, but you don't qualify. You have to be 200% overweight for insurance to pay for the operation.
What are you doing, honey? I thought I put you on a diet!
Turns out I'm not fat enough yet.