A thousand clones

Author: CHUBBY

Date: October 13, 2004

by CHUBBY
10-13-04
The first lady appears on Larry King Live...
My husband is the first president who has authorized funds for stem cell research.
Sometime earlier, at Bethesda Naval Hospital....
The bad news is, your liver is completely shot from years of alcohol abuse. The good news is, you can survive if we find an organ donor who's a match.
I know where I can get one.
The next day, in a shed on a ranch in Crawford, Texas....
Hey, George Cloney! Hehe. I got some good news and some bad news.
You really suck.