A turd in the gene pool

Author: CHUBBY

Date: October 13, 2004

by CHUBBY
10-13-04
True News Item: Italian scientists announce a stunning discovery!
We have-a discovered that-a the gene for-a homosexuality is-a passed on by-a the mama.
Duh. Go figure.
Is that why you don't want to have a child? You're afraid what his sexual orientation might be?
No, I really am trying to get pregnant.
It's just that, after we make love, I can't keep myself from shitting.