Stapling their cake holes would accomplish the same thing

Author: CHUBBY

Date: October 13, 2004

by CHUBBY
10-13-04
True News Item: "Weight Loss Surgery Found To Be Effective Treatment for Obesity".
We found that, by stapling, we can make fat people's stomachs smaller. Therefore, they don't eat so much and they lose weight.
Duh. Go figure.
Goddamn, this science thing is easy!