If McDonald's merged with Church's 1:2

Author: CHUBBY

Date: October 13, 2004

by CHUBBY
10-13-04
Welcome to McChurch's. May I take your order?
Bless me father, for I have sinned. I touched myself once, I was disrespectful to my mother, and I had impure thoughts about Pamela Anderson twice.
.......Aaaaaand?
And I sucked your dick in the organ loft.
That will be three Hail Marys and two our fathers. Bless you. Drive through.