If McDonald's merged with Church's 1:3

Author: CHUBBY

Date: October 13, 2004

by CHUBBY
10-13-04
Welcome to McChurch's. May I take your order?
Yeah, this is Mel Gibson. Two absolutions, one for me and one for my dad.
Would you like infallibility of the Pope with that?
Not bloody likely.
Bless you, drive through.