A thousand and four clones

Author: CHUBBY

Date: October 13, 2004

by CHUBBY
10-13-04
As Nancy Reagan and the SCLA are escaping, they are surprised by Dubya, and the SCLA shoots at him! Suddenly, a familiar figure appears....
I'm in charge here!
Beat it, Haig. This has nothing to do with you.
Dick, what should we do about Dubya?
Hey guys, I'm ok. He didn't hit any vital organs. Mebbe my heart and my brain, but that's all.
Dubya's delirious. I want you to escort his ambulance to Cryptofascistco, stat!