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| Our top story on Faux News: George Cloney has been rescued and brought to the White House, where we are told he is being interrogated by Acting President "Dick". | |
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| And the mystery continues... where is Dubya? | |
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| So, Tony, you think that since George Cloney has the same genetic makeup as Dubya, the Constitution would say he is president? And the Court will back you up? | |
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| Absolutely, "Dick". Now, someday-- and that day may never come-- I will ask you for a favor. | |
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Meanwhile, at Cryptofascistco....
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| Hey! Who does a fella have to fuck around here to get a hot toddy? | |
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